
It is what it is.. | 
All cleaned up and no where to go... | 
Uhhhh, say what? |
 Sammy Jo and me enjoying the Johnny Jelly Bean show. |
Two of my 'biggest fans'...Big Diane & 'lil' Diane photo taken at a N.J.Country Club celebrating my recent penile implant, and accidental castration...alas |
A CONEY ISLAND WANNA-BE! 'SMILEY' AKA--THE CRIMINAL! |
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Rita (92 years old and still loves to rock!) | 
AT THE OLD MARKET TO SEE THE... THE BOOZE BROTHERS. | 
KAREN WINTERS ON LSD! |
 Evan contemplating his next leverage buyout... |
Bored?...I think not! |
GEARING UP FOR "Teddy Bear" AND KUNG FU FIGHTING. |
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...make that a double! whew! |  YUP...BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT! | 
God I love teguila.... |

My next soon to be Ex..Lover (just kidding) Rocco Randazzo my production manager and photographer in Tampa Florida | 
Holy Crikes Batman... who WAS that masked man! |  ...and yes we ARE gonna do the twist! |
 Alex ROCKS ...huh? Well, yeah the pic is...'altered' justa bit. |
Karen and Evan 'trippin the light fantastic'... Doug talking 'politics' <groan> in the background at Rookies | 
3's a crowd at a "mouseketeer reunion" at post 247 |
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HEY! Do I get a piece or what? | 
THE CONEY ISLAND EXPRESS...I USE TO PLAY HOOKY FROM SCHOOL JUST TO RIDE THE "D"TRAIN OUT TO CONEY ISLAND TO GET A NATHANS HOT-DOG!..AND COOL MY FEET OFF IN THE OCEAN. |
 Eh, eh, eh...wait till Teddy puts this Ben-Gay laced shirt on and starts to sweat! To bad it's not his underware! |
That's right you @#$%!...I said $500 on Teddy to win in the fifth! You got a problem with that? |
Yeah I know what it says...but do you know what I mean? |
 You gotta be kiddin me, right? The Twist?...that takes me back TOO far! LOL! |
Ron Sexton giving me the 5th degree about my union dues...<groan> |
Sammy Jo with her newest beau "Wilbur" at the O-zone |

Bo Santo,Pat Diroma, and me...The Original Rockatones september 2011 clearwater FL. |
His Honor 'Judge T' explaining the virtues of moderation... | 
"Okay wiseguy...when's the doo-wop lesson...and what happened to the ballet classes I was promised?" |
 "...huff, puff...you sure Cyd Charisse started out this way?" |
Joe Kutchner...hummm....wonder what's on HIS mind right now?He's probably thinking of faking a pass,and going in deep...he could get lucky... | "Now lemme get this straight...you put the lime in the coconut...you drink 'em bode up..." huh? 
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Chris 'two-fistin' with hillbilly (at heart) Mom chimin' in...and the Devil went Down to Anthony's (she was lookin' for a soul to steal) |  
Wine chugging contest winners! 1st AND 2nd place! | 
BO TAKING A NAP AFTER AN ALL NIGHTER AT DA FULL MOON SALOON! 
Bo Santo pointing the way to FAT BOY BLVD |
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"This is a madhouse!" | 
MY BODYGUARD BABY-BO SANTO |

"Hey Mom! Think we over-paid the Orthodontist?" 
Sons Bobby, Teddy Jr. Pookie Hudson and Me 1998 | 
Best Buddy Martino  The Gaylords | 
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REBEL WITH A CAUSE! |
FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: Richie (Chico) Gidaro, me , Tony Farinella, and Joe Copersito at our 15th reunion/anniversary in the witness protection program!oops! What a crew! |
JOHNNY MAESTRO.. HE WAS A GREAT SINGER! THANK YOU JOHN FOR ALL YEARS OF HEARTFELT MUSIC..YOUR MUSIC LEGACY WILL LIVE ON IN MY HEART FOR ALWAYS.. |
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Pretty interesting tattoo, well at least he thought so...until he got busted for shoplifting and sent to prison...LOL | |
Recently spent some time in Florida and stayed in a nice hotel...turns out though there was Sumo wrestling training center next door...here are some of the 'trainees' I met....<groan>...but hey! They had great personalities.
|  News travels fast! Sheeze... |
Welcome back crim! Zumba some of this! |